Author Archives: Sara Lilywhite

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Calling Anti-Gay Stuff “Homophobic” Is Disrespectful To People With Phobias

I’m scared. I’m terrified. I’m a human being, not a bigot.

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Calling Anti-Gay Stuff “Homophobic” Is Disrespectful To People With Phobias

I’m scared. I’m terrified. I’m a human being, not a bigot.

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Internal Monologue While Hooking Up

Why the heck do they call it casual sex? What’s casual about it? Am I supposed to be in jeans and a polo? Because I am.

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Internal Monologue While Hooking Up

Why the heck do they call it casual sex? What’s casual about it? Am I supposed to be in jeans and a polo? Because I am.

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The Definitive Argument To End The Rape Joke Debate

Tosh, Lindy, Norton, the collective voice of all social media: it’s all over. The answer is here.

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The Definitive Argument To End The Rape Joke Debate

Tosh, Lindy, Norton, the collective voice of all social media: it’s all over. The answer is here.

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The Na’vi Babyfur Diaspora: An Open Letter To James Cameron

What is a people without their native language? Please help us James Cameron!

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The Na’vi Babyfur Diaspora: An Open Letter To James Cameron

What is a people without their native language? Please help us James Cameron!

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Michael Douglass: “I Got Cancer From Eating Monsanto Pussy”

Is greed still good now, pussy-mouth?

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Michael Douglass: “I Got Cancer From Eating Monsanto Pussy”

Is greed still good now, pussy-mouth?

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Zosia Mamet Is A Cunt For Behaving Exactly How I Would If I Were David Mamet’s Daughter

The downside of privilege is not having more of it.

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Zosia Mamet Is A Cunt For Behaving Exactly How I Would If I Were David Mamet’s Daughter

The downside of privilege is not having more of it.

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I’m 23 And I Still Have A Babysitter

Stuck somewhere in between adolescence and adulthood, I am looking for myself in Limbo. Also I have to be in bed by 8.

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I’m 23 And I Still Have A Babysitter

Stuck somewhere in between adolescence and adulthood, I am looking for myself in Limbo. Also I have to be in bed by 8.

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Wait, What is the Stock Market?

Can anyone do it, or is it like just for bankers? Should I be investing in my twenties or should I keep journalling?

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Wait, What is the Stock Market?

Can anyone do it, or is it like just for bankers? Should I be investing in my twenties or should I keep journalling?

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There’s Nothing Punk Rock About Sriracha Anymore

At one point it was the PBR of condiments, but then the mainstream took away the one hot sauce that actually meant something.

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There’s Nothing Punk Rock About Sriracha Anymore

At one point it was the PBR of condiments, but then the mainstream took away the one hot sauce that actually meant something.

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